Joe Simko
Joe Simko grew up collecting Garbage Pail Kids during the nineteen-eighties and drawing his own homemade strips long before he ever painted a card for Topps. After earning a cartooning degree from the School of Visual Arts in 1999, he worked full-time drawing commercial television storyboards while producing posters and album sleeves for local punk rock outfits, including an association with Dr. Chud that began around 2003. His entrance into Topps arrived when he approached the publisher to pitch an independent trading card concept called Cereal Killers, but art director Jeff Zapata and Ira Friedman steered him toward their existing lines instead. That pivot brought Joe his debut job on a flashback card showing Split Kit, followed by assignments for Wacky Packages, Mars Attacks, and concepts for unreleased novelty toys.
Along the way, Joe originated nearly two hundred new characters for the brand, populating modern checklists with figures such as AVA Tar, Barf Bot BOB, Deformed DANA, and Mutant MULDER.
Joe also co-founded Peel Here Productions to chronicle the brand on film. He helped shepherd the documentary 30 Years of Garbage to completion, securing funding through Indiegogo after an earlier campaign fell short, and seeing it premiere in New York City over the Fourth of July weekend.
1062 cards across 52 sets, 2010 to 2025.
Garbage Pail Kids (Australia) 2020
Flashback Series 1 2010
Brand-New Series 1 2012
Brand-New Series 2 2013
Mel Tin
Marsh Marlow
I Padme
Colleen Screen
Sleep Les
Insomniac Zack
8-Biff
Pixelated Perry
Fred Case
Hidden Herman
Tongue Ty
Licky Mickey
Piranha Finn
Devoured Howard
Allen Formation
José Hoax
Surprisin' Steph
Toilet Trish
Grating Gary
Parma John
Peter Pain
Shad Ow
Booger Barack
Handy Hussein
Nasty Nick
Garlic Rick
Buggy Betty
Squashed Sophia
Roller Debbie
Kate Skate
Doug Plug
Trey Spray
Cute Tippi
Eerie Erin
Gargoyle Doyle
Stone Sculpture
Adam Bomb
Protestin' PrestonMel TinPiranha FinnFaye Tall
Giant Gillian
Faye Tall
Dayna The Dead
Mia De Los MuertosJoe SimkoEvil EddieGreen JeanSmelly KellyWaxy WendyBlasted BillyBrand-New Series 3 2013
Dodge Bill
Jim Class
Gloomy Gus
Sad Seth
Yeti Eddie
Abominable Abe
Bellowing Bella
Loud Melody
Sammy Salmon
Upton Stream
New Year'S Eve
Dropped Deb
Lost Lewis
Found Flynn
Lisa Miserables
Raggy Anne
Crabby Abby
Sea Shelly
Cat Lady
Feline Farrah
Bony Joanie
Blind Date Danielle
Mad Max
Brain-Dead Jed
Eerie Eric
Heartthrob Harry
Large Marge
Bulky Beth
Roy Bot
Mechanic Al
Max Stacks
Heady Hal
Yeti EddieAbominable AbeSammy SalmonUpton StreamNew Year'S EveDropped DebLost LewisFound FlynnLisa MiserablesRaggy AnneCrabby AbbySea ShellyCat LadyFeline FarrahBony JoanieBlind Date DanielleMenacing DennisBratty BrentMad MaxBrain-Dead JedEerie EricHeartthrob HarryLarge MargeBulky BethRoy BotMechanic AlMax StacksHeady Hal2013 Mini Cards 2013
Keyed Keith
Vanessa VandalMel TinMarsh MarlowI PadmeColleen ScreenSleep LesInsomniac Zack8-BiffPixelated PerryFred CaseHidden HermanTongue TyLicky MickeyPiranha FinnDevoured HowardAllen FormationJosé HoaxSurprisin' StephToilet TrishGrating GaryParma JohnPeter PainShad OwBooger BarackHandy HusseinNasty NickGarlic RickBuggy BettySquashed SophiaRoller DebbieKate SkateDoug PlugTrey SprayCute TippiEerie ErinGargoyle DoyleStone Sculpture* Adam BombProtestin' PrestonDodge BillJim ClassGloomy GusSad Seth* Yeti EddieAbominable AbeSammy SalmonUpton StreamNew Year'S EveDropped Deb* Lost LewisFound Flynn* Lisa MiserablesRaggy AnneCrabby AbbySea ShellyCat LadyFeline FarrahBony JoanieBlind Date Danielle* Menacing DennisBratty BrentMad MaxBrain-Dead JedEerie EricHeartthrob HarryLarge MargeBulky BethRoy BotMechanic AlMax StacksHeady HalKeyed KeithVanessa VandalJoe Simko2014 Series 1 2014
Adventure Tim
Failin' Finn
Connor Stellation
Picked Parker
Head Butler
Served Sawyer
Vanilla Kareem
Paste Trey
Ellis Vator
Decapi Tate
Condo Minnie
Complex Connie
Tomb Raedine
Lara Crackers
Che Goo Vara
Picky Pedro
Kate Skate
Speed Demona
Skiin' Ian
Downhill Till
Hurt Curt
Bailed Bart
Dizzy Dave
Luke Lutz
Patty Putty
Luge Luz
Wrinkly Randy
Curling SterlingAdventure TimFailin' FinnConnor StellationPicked Parker
Head ButlerServed SawyerVanilla KareemPaste TreyEllis VatorDecapi TateCondo MinnieComplex ConnieTomb RaedineLara CrackersChe Goo VaraPicky PedroKate SkateSpeed DemonaHurt CurtBailed BartDizzy DaveLuke LutzPatty PuttyLuge LuzWrinkly RandyCurling Sterling2014 Series 2 2014
2015 Series 1 2015
Care Les
Spitting Spaulding
Athlete'S Foot Frank
Rotten Rick
Spit Bill
Fly Ball Paul
Unicorn Lorne
Look Out Luke
Hit Whit
Chomping Chad30th Anniversary 2015
Adam Bomb
Blasted Billy Iii
Adam Bomb
Blasted Barry
Richie Retch
Luke Puke
Comic Conner
Fan Boyd
Leaky Louis
Petey Phlegm
Deaf Deb
Double-Decibel Daria
Seth Skunk
Donnie Dump
Tardy Marty
Nick Of Time
Beetle Jace
Messed-Up Michael
Marshmallow Manny
Ghost Buster
Max No Room
Crashed Carter
Moonwalkin' Michael
Backward JackThe PukingJurassic BonesNo One Can Hear You 'ScreamTitanically ChillyThe [Puke] Green MileFight BubStill in the PresentClash of the TwerpsCasa-Puke-ATaxi CrasherThe Guest Who Wouldn't Go Home!Killer DrillerThe Blob That Ate All Your Food!The Fly Who Bugged Me!American as Apple Pie in Your Face 2016
Prime Slime Trashy TV 2016
Adventure Tim
Adam Bomb Theory
Adam BoomAdam-Geddon 2017
Humpty Donald
Trumpty Dumpty
Distraught Donald
Troubled TrumpBattle of the Bands 2017
We Hate the '80s 2018
Oh, the Horror-ible! 2018
We Hate the '90s 2019
Bubble Tate
Bubba Tape
Buzzed Bill
Tazed Ted
Independence Dave
Wiped-Out Will
Runny Rob
Vanilla Van Winkel
Courted Kurt
Grunge Roc
Blind Melanie
No Raine
Spice Gail
Ginger Ginger
Dis-George
Barfin' Bush
Dum-Dum Dan
Mr. Potato Ed
Blastin' Bill
Windy Willy
Munchin' Mike
Tearin' Ears Tyson
Zack Attacks
Ding Dong Dustin
Will Spray
Fresh Phil
Boyd Meets World
Clobbered Cory
Blossom B-Gone
Melt-Away Mayim
Gladia- Tor
Splatlasphere Pierre
Doomed David
Munched Mitch
Dana Saurs
Baby Dino
Deep Space Nigel
Quirky Kirk
Allen Autopsy
Jonathan FakesRevenge of Oh, the Horror-ible! 2019
Birthday Kate
Reanimated Nate
Branded Brewster
Holy Walter
Halloween Tre
Melting Melvin
Lost Boyd
Upside-Down David
Homicide El
Cymbal Kimbel
Rex Wrecks
Rawhead Ted
Hypodermic Herbert
Re-Animate Tor
Electric Alice
Raina Coat
Green Infer- Noah
Jabbed Justine
Critter Chris
Furball Phil
Dead Alive Clive
Sumatran Dan
Jumping Jiang
Misty Vampire
Organ Nick
Society Sal
Barb Wire
Suspiria Mia
Tiki Dolly
Trilogy Of Terry
Veggie Abel
Sloshy Joshie
Demon Daimon
Teethy Stevie
Sam Hain
Wick Ken
Alfred Presents
Hitchcock Flock
Wicked Wes
Creepy Craven
Jerked Joebob
Boob Tube Briggs
Dark Dario
Daring Argento
Allen Vs. Predator
Alien Vs. Preda- Tori
Witchy Winnie
Eva -Ary
Sparkling Spaulding
Sid Malicious
Pam Labyrinth
Eyeball Paul
Grudge Judge
Ju-On Juan
Blood Tucker
Crooked Kurt
Vampire Ella
Count TessJabbed JasonBottom Of The Blake
Meditating Michael
Masked Manny
Retching Robert
Foul-Mouth Freddy
Tre Cycle
Saw Saul
Massa- Kirk
Bubba BurgerLate to School 2020
Resisting Reese
Dragged Drake
School Buster
Russ Pass
Climbing Cleveland
Roped Rick
Frog Eaton
Dissect Shaun
Copy Katt
Cheater Peter
Rider Block
Pencil Holden
Divide Ed
50-50 Finn
Show And Ella
Leaky Lacey
Lunch Bag Larry
Benny Bag Lunch
Cramming Kramer
Memorizing Mike
Hal Pass
Monty Hall
Bully Billy
Jerky Jack
Vampy Val
Goth Gabe
Speech Les
Burstin' Thurston
Ira Robot
Detector Dexter
Erupt Shawn
Blue Ribbon Randy
Elma Glue
Patty Paste
Bully Billie
Jerky Jackie
Loose Leif
Sketchy Skippy
Confiscate Ted
Contra Brandy
Broken-Back Pat
Archie Back
Barf Bag Barb
Lunch Packing Pam
Fail Dale
F Jeff
Nervous Neil
Shy Guy35th Anniversary 2020
Adam Bomb
Adam Apple
Blake Flake
Finance Frank
Disgustin' Justin
Motorized Scooter
Gooey Gabe
Homer Repair
Sally Suction
Mocha Lottie
Cracked Jack
Runny Reggie
Jenny Jelly
Pick 'N Flicka
Tongue Tied Tim
Sinus Linus
Brock Out
Shreddin' Kevin
Digital Dan
Upload Ed
Square Emile
Cubed Caleb
Rubbish Ben
Trashy Travis
Mutant Matt
Len A Hand
Grey-Party Artie
Visible Victor
Tin Manny
Earl Can
Al Chemist
Wally Warlock
Brush 'N Ross
Ruth Brush
Randy Virus
Dark Webber
U.f. Owen
Tp Petey
Free Mason
Illuminate Nate
Quantum Leif
Sightseeing Sam
Gourdy Gordon
Pumpkin Patrick
Oozy Suzy
Mel Tin
Bony Joanie
Dayna Dead
Nat Nerd
Comic ConnerFood Fight 2021
Piper Bag
Buttercream Maxine
Noodle Harriet
Betty Spaghetti
Allergic Nick
Pete Nut Allergy
Three-Course Mel
Third Helping Theo
Soupy Candice
Mm Mm Gooden
Flatu-Lance
Bart Face
Hot Dog Dave
Condiment Cody
Drippy Skippy
Ridiculous Reese
Junkatarian John
Snack Attack Jack
Pokey Penny
Picky Mickey
Finger Lick Ken
Fried Hans
Takeout Tom
Carlo Mein
Kern Al
Pop Corey
Cherry On Top
Ice Cream Sun-Dee
Cotton Kandy
Sugar Sheena
Uh-Oh Rio
Kareem Filling
Hal N' Oats
Quaker Quinn
Barf Out Al
Billy Up
Roastin' Ronan
Toast Ted
Food Selfie Stephie
Last Mila
Balut Luke
Bo Lut
Funnel Cake Drake
Board Walker
Snow Cone Conner
Joe Cone
Let Saul Go
Logan Lobby
Spicy Spencer
Flavor Phil
Feastin' Easton
Spacey Stacy
Janet Planet
Haggis Hamish
Kilted Kyle *
Fridge Frankie
Bad Food BradBook Worms 2022
Audio Phil
Zed Phones
Bearstained Stan
Hungry Hank
Big Bucks Biff
Al-Manac
Bookseller Shelly
Anna Achoo
Curious Carter
Craziness George
Fahrenheit Ferris
Book Bernie
Goodnight June
Good Nia
Grim Jim
Beth Death
Hungry Henry
Caterpillar Eaton
I Robby
Sy Fy
Magic School Bess
Freaky Frizzle
Ned Head
Still Jill
Off-The-Wall Paul
Knock Knock Nick
Pop Upton
Skewered Stuart
Savage Simon
Asa You Wish
Reading Rain Bo
Levar Burpin
Rippin' Riley
Tearin' Terry
Slappy Sly
Goosebump Ben
Snot Jam Anne
Green Maureen
Splatty Patty
Slammin' Sammy
Split Kit
Mixed Up Mitch
Story Book Bastian
Neverending Ed
Giving Tre
Sharing Shel
Too Hot Tom
Sweet Treat Sawyer
Wimpy Kitt
Diary DannyInterGOOlactic Mayhem 2023
A.i. Al
Mitch Mech
Allen Nation
Alien Nathan
Ava Tar
Ava Tara
Barf Ball Brian
Ace Balls
Barf Bot Bob
Robby Retch
Conehead Carl
Cone Ned
Deformed Dana
Mutant Mulder
Digital Data
Brent Bot
Engineer Eric
Prometheus Pete
Extra Elliott
Terrestrial Thomas
Painting Pris
Half Paint Hannah
Hurley Hallie
Sick Celeste
Innerspace Jace
Diminutive Dennis
Kim Cardassian
Star Trekkinvillain
Dining Diana
Vivi V
Mind Over Matt
Telly-Kinesis
Multi Marty
Mack To The Future
Not Mine Mike
Denying Dylan
Perturbed Picard
Snowy Stewart
Quentin Leap
Quantum Lee
Ready Player Juan
Randy Player One
Scott Tub Time Machine
Time Jump John
Snow Pierce
Piercing Snow Sam
Total Re-Cal
Queasy Kuato
Twyla Zone
Beauty BeaKids at Play 2024
Andrew Dice
Tommy Tooth
Billy Putty
Stretchy Steven
Bouncing Byron
Hurlin' Henry
Bouncy Bill
Pogo Joe
Buster Balloon
Balloon Bite Mark
Chutes And Laddie
S(C?)hute And Larry
Claude Machine
Clay Claw
Double Heather
Patty Ball
Dumpin' Darrel
Ploppy Porter
Eyeball Pit Pete
Ira Ball Pit
Garbage Gary
Toy Can Ken
Hatchi Mal
Hatchy Cathy
Horace-Shoes
Horse Shoe Drew
Kinetic Sandy
Leaky Lita
Loelle Surprise
Surprise Suri
Magic Misty
Mixie Micki
Paul My Finger
Stank Hank
Poppy It
Bubble Fidget Bridget
Potato Sack Ace
Shaq Sack
Ray Blades
Bey Wade
Rocket Rick
Launc(H?)e Lance
Slip N. Sly
Slide Clyde
Spin Bryn
Tina Turn
Trampoline Trina
Tramp O' Lina
Treasure Xavier
Oozy Oscar
Twister Tyler
Broken Bradley
Walter Balloon
Splash Ash






















































