Beaten Bert, Garbage Pail Kids card
We Hate the '80s · 3b of 9

Beaten Bert

Beaten Bert first appears as card 3b of 9 in We Hate the '80s (2018).

On the card: The kid is a purple snake coiled up and springing from a jack-in-the-box, with a speech balloon full of symbols like a curse. The snake kid has a swollen, lumpy face and a drooling tongue while bursting out of the toy.

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Beaten Bert, Garbage Pail Kids 3b of 9Beaten BertWe Hate the '80s · 3b of 9
SetYearCardPainterWhat the painting shows
We Hate the '80s20183b of 9The kid is a purple snake coiled up and springing from a jack-in-the-box, with a speech balloon full of symbols like a curse. The snake kid has a swollen, lumpy face and a drooling tongue while bursting out of the toy.

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Checklists: House of Checklists and GPK World. Card scans: GEEPEEKAY, used with permission. Garbage Pail Kids is a trademark of The Topps Company.