Cow Patty, Garbage Pail Kids card
We Hate the '80s · 7b of 9

Cow Patty

Cow Patty first appears as card 7b of 9 in We Hate the '80s (2018).

On the card: The kid appears as a cow-human hybrid with a cow body, an udder, and a human face sticking out of the torso while standing in a field beside a startled cow. The gross-out gag is the kid’s body split open like a beef carcass, with large cross-sections of meat exposed on both sides.

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Cow Patty, Garbage Pail Kids 7b of 9Cow PattyWe Hate the '80s · 7b of 9
SetYearCardPainterWhat the painting shows
We Hate the '80s20187b of 9The kid appears as a cow-human hybrid with a cow body, an udder, and a human face sticking out of the torso while standing in a field beside a startled cow. The gross-out gag is the kid’s body split open like a beef carcass, with large cross-sections of meat exposed on both sides.

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