Bizarre Competitions

Bizarre Competitions was a 2026 online Garbage Pail Kids run built around oddball sporting events, and it was a six week weekly series. It brought back the familiar A and B card structure, with each week carrying a gross out batch of athletes and jokes built around contests gone wrong.

Each release was a 10 card set built from 5 new gags, each with A and B versions, so the full weekly count came to 10 cards and the whole run totaled 60. The sets could be purchased directly from the Topps website for $19.99, or in a lot of 10 for $189.99.

Each weekly set came with one bonus item.

Week 1 landed at 1,588 copies, week 2 dropped to 1,162, and week 6 finished at 1,585. Sales for week 2 were down just over 400 sets compared to week 1, and sales for the final set of the series decreased for the first time since week two. Topps disclosed the print run information, and the set sold over 200 fewer copies compared to week 5. Despite the drop, sales remained strong, just slightly below week one's figures.