Jess Married, Garbage Pail Kids card
All-New Series 6 · 4a

Jess Married

Jess Married first appears as card 4a in All-New Series 6 (2007). Painted by John Pound.

On the card: A wedding car drives down the street with a Just Married sign while the kid lies in pieces across the road, with her head, arms, legs, and dress scattered around. The kid has been violently run over and dismembered right after the wedding.

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Jess Married, Garbage Pail Kids 4aJess MarriedAll-New Series 6 · 4a
SetYearCardPainterWhat the painting shows
All-New Series 620074aJohn PoundA wedding car drives down the street with a Just Married sign while the kid lies in pieces across the road, with her head, arms, legs, and dress scattered around. The kid has been violently run over and dismembered right after the wedding.

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