Hurt Bert, Garbage Pail Kids card
30th Anniversary · 3b of 10

Hurt Bert

Hurt Bert first appears as card 3b of 10 in 30th Anniversary (2015). Painted by Mark Pingitore.

On the card: The kid crashes headfirst onto the pavement from a skateboard and is flattened into a splattered pink mess. Arms, legs, and facial features spread out across the ground in a gruesome pancake-like splat.

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Hurt Bert, Garbage Pail Kids 3b of 10Hurt Bert30th Anniversary · 3b of 10
SetYearCardPainterWhat the painting shows
30th Anniversary20153b of 10Mark PingitoreThe kid crashes headfirst onto the pavement from a skateboard and is flattened into a splattered pink mess. Arms, legs, and facial features spread out across the ground in a gruesome pancake-like splat.

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