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American as Apple Pie in Your Face · 2b

Desperate Dicaprio

Desperate Dicaprio first appears as card 2b in American as Apple Pie in Your Face (2016), and the name has been printed 7 times across 7 sets up to 2024.

On the card: The kid is bent into a loop like a trumpet with a microphone for one foot, and another kid's severed head hangs upside down from the end. The gross-out gag is the kid's body turned into a musical instrument and the detached head dangling from it.

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Every card printed as Desperate Dicaprio

SetYearCardPainterWhat the painting shows
American as Apple Pie in Your Face20162b
Not-Scars 201720172bThe kid is bent into a loop like a trumpet with a microphone for one foot, and another kid's severed head hangs upside down from the end. The gross-out gag is the kid's body turned into a musical instrument and the detached head dangling from it.
Not-Scars 201820182bThe kid is shown with part of their body trapped in a large metal machine, with the roller flattening their head and upper body. The gross-out gag is the kid being squashed and stretched by the machine while looking terrified.
Not-Scars 201920192bThe kid in a tuxedo is sinking in a pool of yellow slime on a stage while holding a guitar in one hand and an award statue in the other, with a microphone in front of him. He is trapped up to his chest in the goo and looks panicked as he goes under.
Not-Scars 202020202bAn elderly-looking kid with a wrinkled face and liver spots wears a suit and leans on a cane while another elderly-looking kid with the same aged face shuffles with a walker. Both kids look extremely old and frail, with bent posture, stars circling their heads, and one sagging butt cheek showing through torn shorts.
Not-Scars 202320232bThe kid is dressed like Elvis with a pompadour and a shiny black outfit, singing and playing a guitar. A giant hand above works him like a marionette, making the gag that he is a puppet performer.
Not-Scars 202420242bThe kid stands smiling in a torn blue outfit and holds up a broken baby doll while another kid in a pink dress cries beside him. Her foot is swollen and bandaged with a nail sticking through it.

The same painting, other names

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Checklists: House of Checklists and GPK World. Card scans: GEEPEEKAY, used with permission. Garbage Pail Kids is a trademark of The Topps Company.