Assault Ted, Garbage Pail Kids card
Food Fight · 66a

Assault Ted

Assault Ted first appears as card 66a in Food Fight (2021). Painted by Joe McWilliams.

On the card: The kid sits at a table with a fork and knife as his face and head are replaced by a food processor jar and blade assembly. White slop sprays and pours out onto the table and his plate, making the gross-out gag a meal mixed right through his head.

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Assault Ted, Garbage Pail Kids 66aAssault TedFood Fight · 66a
SetYearCardPainterWhat the painting shows
Food Fight202166aJoe McWilliamsThe kid sits at a table with a fork and knife as his face and head are replaced by a food processor jar and blade assembly. White slop sprays and pours out onto the table and his plate, making the gross-out gag a meal mixed right through his head.

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